Ten Actresses that make me cringe in 2013
With the guys out of the
way, I can now turn my attentions to the fairer sex. Women have it harder than
guys do in Hollywood as they are judged more heavily. It doesn’t mean they have
to be annoying though. These 10 women constantly have people rolling their eyes
at their acting skills, hating the romantic comedy genre, and they just repel
the public with their off screen antics. It isn’t too hard to be a straight up
B these days. Congrats ladies, you are on the TBizzy cringe list!
What did I base my
criteria of hate on? Here are the factors.
1) Look or appearance.
2) Off screen interviews
and personality.
3) Their acting ability.
4) The quality of the movies
they show up in, both past and present.
5) The total volume of
their work.
6) If they will ever show
up on a Moped and totally redeem themselves. (Redemption quality)
TOP 10 ACTRESSES I HATE TO SEE IN FILMS FOR 2013
#10 Jennifer Carpenter
We start off this list the
same way we started off the guys list. Much like David Koechener, Carpenter
does not have the ability to speak normally. When she is not distracting people
with her strange delivery, she can be seen detracting from the movies shes in, like Quarantine, and White Chicks. She also can be found, irritating the shit out of watchers on the TV show Dexter. There is a reason
she was so good in the Exorcism of Emily Rose, that is because she looks like
she could be used as an effective scarecrow on most farms. She is irritating to
look at, and she is irritating to listen to. She only has a small movie resume,
so she starts off the list for cringe worthy actresses in 2013.
#9 Paris Hilton
The world has mostly
forgotten about Paris Hilton, but the movie Hottie & the Nottie was so bad that she has made this list 5 years after that films release. She is famous for doing
cocaine and showing up to parties. If that is the criteria for being a
celebrity, then I should be the king of a small country by now. If you stare at
her long enough, she starts to look like Wayne Gretzky in makeup. When a sex
tape is the best acting role you have produced, it is time to give up the
acting dream. Miss Hilton is a Hottie that no one in this world misses, and she finds
herself at number 9 on my list.
#8 Lea Michele
Lea Michele just bothers
me for some reason. She has a killer voice and an obnoxious demeanor. It might
not be entirely her fault, because I feel Hollywood is forcing her on us in
unwanted amounts. But when you stand out as the weak link in a movie like New
Years Eve, it says something about your acting skills. She has limited screen
time on her resume, and she could turn it around if she was cast in better
roles. Alas, we are stuck with her for now and she is as irritating as a Glee
storyline. At number 8, Lea is a singing nightmare.
#7 Michelle Trachtenberg
Michelle somehow reached Hollywood stardom, and then let it get to her head. I have hated Michelle since her Buffy the
Vampire days and that feeling has never gone away. With less than stellar movies, like EuroTrip and Black Christmas on her resume, she has retreated back to TV
where she belongs. She is portrayed as a sex symbol and yet she wouldn’t stand
out in most high schools. Let us hope she simply fades away, because she is
hard to watch. At number 7, Trachtenberg is slaying us with her awfulness.
#6 Reese Witherspoon
With a chin like a mini Jay
Leno, Witherspoon likes to ruin her audiences evening, by making you watch the
same movie, over and over and over. This Means War, How Do you Know, Four Christmases,
and Legally Blonde 2. Way to test your acting range and ruin most guys nights
at the same time. Now we find out that she turns into Ed Belfour when
her husband is pulled over by the cops for a suspected DUI. “Do you know who I
am?” she is quoted as saying. The only appropriate answer to that question is, MOVIE
DATE NIGHT KILLER. With an Oscar on her resume and a kick ass voice to boot, it
is a shame she doesn’t pursue the singing avenue. Reese has a small stature,
but is a huge fun repellant.
#5 Kirsten Dunst
I listened to her talk
about the Spiderman movies and instantly I disliked Dunst. She speaks as if she
was an integral part to the film’s success, instead of a character that could
have been played by 30 different actresses. Yes, you are talented because you don’t
wear a bra while it is raining. She has been boring audiences with her jacked
up smile for a long time now, and there is no end in sight. Must we sit through
more god awful films like Wimbledon, just so we can hear her spout nonsense
about how good an actress she is? We wish she was permanently young, like in the
movie Interview With the Vampire, so we wouldn’t have to witness her act as an
adult.
#4 Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes wears the other half of the amulet that Ben Stiller carries. Nothing can make me change
a channel faster than seeing Wanda Sykes is in the movie. With a face that
looks like it was punched by Mike Tyson, and a voice that makes Mila Kunis’s
sound smooth, Sykes has been delivering the lowest forms of comedy for way too
long. She was in the movie Pootie Tang. End of story.
#3 Gwyneth Paltrow
Dame Gwyneth Paltrow
offers the world advice, and she expects the world to listen. There is
something so off putting about the woman that it carries over to her films. She
just seems so stuck up in everything she says and does. When she is not
bettering the world with her, I am holier than thou attitude, she can be found making
instant movie classics like, View From the Top. All I can say is that Kevin
Spacey got it right.
#2 Kristen Stewart
Kristen is easy to pick on,
so I will make this short. Twilight, She cannot close her mouth, and her the world isn’t
fair attitude, all lend to her lack of appeal. My nephew once broke a GI Joe
toy of mine, and I am not ashamed to say I shed one single tear in sadness. That
was more emotion than anything that Stewart has shown to us in her films. She will be on
this list for a long time, as she just grates on the viewer’s nerves with her
unemotional delivery.
#1 Katherine Heigl
With a mouth sporting 72
teeth, Heigl has ruined more guys nights than any other actress out there. If
she hears the word, Rom Com, she
instantly signs up to star in it without reading the script. I would call her
acting cookie cutterish, but that would insult cookie cutters. New Years Eve,
The Ringer, 27 Dresses, The Ugly Truth, Life as We Know It, she has probably
caused thousands of fights between couples because of her movies. She wasn’t even enjoyable in the movie Knocked
Up, and that is hard to do. Take a bow Miss Heigl, it is not easy to be number
1 on the cringe list, but you easily do it.
Honorable
mentions that almost made my list were: Amy Poehler, Lindsay Lohan, Penelope Cruz,
Hillary Swank, and Jennifer Lopez.
So do you agree with my
list? Do you have someone to add or someone you want to defend?
Remember these lists are
just for fun and are not to be taken too seriously. Let me know what you think!
Amazing list, I totally agree with you!
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