Employee of the Month
2006
Comedy
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 103 Minutes
Starring: Dane Cook, Dax
Shepard, Jessica Simpson, Andy Dick, Harland Williams, Tim Bagley, Brian
George, Efren Ramirez
Directed By: Greg Coolidge
Rating: 5 out of 10
Outline
A Super Club employee and
slacker decides to go for the employee of the month to impress a new co-worker.
Review
I can forgive people
anything when it comes to me judging if a movie is good or bad. Peoples off
screen persona and past on screen performances never factor into my review. Now
that I have said that, seeing the cast of this movie made me throw up in my
mouth a little. Dane Coke, Dax Shepard, Andy Dick, Harland Williams, Jessica
Simpson, and whatever Pedro from Napoleon Dynamites real name is? Really? This is the cast you are throwing our way? Can I
take the douchiest casts in movie history for 200 hundred Alex? Now that I got
that out of the way this movie was more entertaining than I expected. Employee
of the Month is the story of Zack, a box boy who works at Super Club (basically
a Costco) He jokes, he slacks, and he hangs out with his coworker buddies
without a care in the world. That is until a new employee Amy shows up who
seemingly likes guys who are employee of the month (EOTM from now on). Nothing
can stand in Zack’s way of winning the EOTM and the girl except his propensity
for slacking and a model employee Vince who is the head cashier.
This film is all about
weighing the bad and stupid characters against the good characters that genuinely
get laughs and are fun to watch. Ultimately there are just too many scenes of
random or unfunny comments to make this movie a recommendation. The film
introduces us to its key players and quickly you will realize this is a two man
movie. Zack and Vince try their best to make you like this movie but they are
bogged down with a terrible supporting cast. The film seems constrained by its
PG-13 rating. It is trying to make itself look like a raunchier film then it
actually is or can be. Under all the product and shelving at Super Club this is
just another thinly put together romantic comedy that needed some more risqué
humor to make it work. The film starts to unfold in the usual manor. Zack the
slacker realizes he has to change his ways to win the girl and the EOTM. Vince
the model employee wants the girl also and has won the last 17 EOTM prizes in a
row so he won’t give it up without a fight. In this battle for the girl is
where the movie works the best. The two of them think of new ways to sabotage each
other like Zack putting Vince’s car in the racks for sale, or Vince breaking
into Zack’s home to make him late for work. They get laughs with funny lines
and stupid slapstick and that was fine by me.
The good characters are
Zack played by Dane Cook and Vince played by Dax Shepard. Vince is this
loveable slacker character that is easily relatable. Cook has the quick
bantering and fast delivery that makes his character so good in this film.
Vince is the highlight of the film for me. I am guessing he will not appeal to
everyone but I found him funny. He is this lanky, super dyed blonde hair,
creepy, unlikely ladies man. He over sells everything from his head cashier job
to his crappy car and he had me laughing right through this movie. When Cook
and Shepard are face to face and trash talking it makes you wish the supporting
cast could have been better.
See that segue right
there as I transition the conversation smoothly into the terrible supporting
cast. Virtually everyone in this film was off aside from a couple of funny
comments from Vince’s side kick Jorge (Efren Ramirez). I am sure I don’t need
to tell you this but Harland Williams is not funny and neither is Andy Dick. I
am not sure why they keep showing up in so many films. They both played co-workers
and friends to Zack and I hated them equally. Andy Dick played a virtually blind, eye
glass technician (Hilarious right) and Harland plays a warehouse worker who
thinks saying the word “guy” at the end of every sentence is hilarious. They
offered nothing positive or funny to this film in any way. Lastly is the
leading lady in question, Amy played by Jessica Simpson. Let me just say
Jessica Simpson should be doing anything else in life other than being in
movies. Her delivery is so unnatural that you cringe when she has dialogue in
this movie. She is nothing more than glorified eye candy in a tight sweater in
this film.
The film seems to build up
some comedic momentum and then that momentum quickly gets snuffed out by a bad
joke or awful situation. The film also falters as it tries to make it seem like
it has heart. Zack alienates his friends and ultimately starts acting like
Vince in a tired and expected angle in this film. This film doesn’t need deep
big box store romance, or Super Club back story. It just needed jokes and they
seemed to forget this at regular intervals. As the film makes its way to the typical but
not unsatisfying ending of a man versus man shopping challenge I can say I was
pleasantly surprised by this film even though it falters in so many areas. It
shows you with a little creativity any cast can get some laughs.
First time full length feature
director Greg Coolidge has much to be proud of. While the obvious story dragged
down this film in a lot of areas he still put together an entertaining film
with a generous amount of laughs. He has good pacing on the film and got the
most out of a less than stellar cast. It would be interesting to see what he
could do with a better script.
I cannot recommend this
film and while having said that it was the most fun I had in a Costco bar none.
T Factor + If you liked stupid humor this could score
higher on the rating scale.
T Factor – If you do not like Dane Cook or Dax Shepard
this could score lower on the rating scale.
If you liked this film reel recommendations: My Best
Friend’s Girl, Loser
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