Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace
1999
Action (Sci-Fi)
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 136 minutes
Starring: Liam Neeson,
Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Jake Lloyd, Ray Park
Directed By: George Lucas
Rating: 5 out of 10
Outline
Two Jedi Knights are in
charge of peace talks between the people of Naboo and the Trade Federation.
While signs that the evil known as the Sith maybe back after a long hiatus.
Review
There have been many
memorable movie characters throughout cinematic history. Unfortunately for us
Jar Jar Binks is memorable for all the wrong reasons. Perhaps the most
anticipated movie in nerd history, the Phantom Menace came into our lives and
quickly will leave it making a very little impression. The Phantom Menace
Episode 1 details the rise of the evil menace called the Sith. It also details
the fight between the peaceful people of Naboo and the corrupt Trade
Federation. Lastly it details the finding of a boy who is supposed to bring
balance to the universe or what is known as the Force.
To start off no matter
what this movie was like director George Lucas was probably not going to
appease his monstrous geeky fan base. However, did he put his best effort forward?
The answer is most definitely no he did not. The film starts off with the signature
words rolling down the screen in space detailing the story of the film. If this
doesn’t make you giddy with excitement it means one of two things. You either
have a girlfriend or you are single and never seen the original Star Wars
movies. (If you are single and haven’t…my god.) I know, I know, women and kids watch Star Wars
to but they never seem as fervent in their devotion (obvious exceptions). The
film quickly introduces us to the main characters who are the Jedi’s, Qui-Gon
Jinn, and Obi-Wan Kenobi. We get to see them in action and show off their
multitude of skills including telekinetic object manipulation and proficiency
with a lightsaber (a Jedi sword). From the cool opening introduction the film inexplicably
falls apart. With the introduction of each new character I couldn’t help but
feel like Lucas incorporated them for their massive toy appeal instead of movie
appeal. The film is bogged down with multiple scenes of childish humor and
uninspired script. This film felt like nothing more than a cash grab for today’s
youth instead of trying to capture their hearts like the original trilogy did
for my generation.
The film has too many
characters to review with out being obnoxious so I chose the best three and the
worst three to talk about. The good characters: Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn played
by Liam Neeson was perfect. His demeanor, voice, just overall presence worked
on every level for me. Next was his Padawan or understudy, Obi-Wan Kenobi
played by Ewan McGregor gives a solid performance as an emotionally unstable
Jedi. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan were great together, with their calm banter,
to their expertise in Jedi fighting techniques. The film worked best when it was just the
two of them on screen. Darth Maul was played by Ray Park was the final
standout. He is exactly what you want in an evil bad guy. Now most of that is
due to phenomenal make up and design, Park still owns this character during his
small screen time. He was a pleasant surprise.
The Bad: There were a
plethora to choose from but I took the worst of the worst. Digitally created Boss
Nass who was leader of the Gungan people was terrible. His slobbering mannerisms,
coupled with an obnoxious voice were hard to sit through. Thankfully he has
only a small role in this film for he was awful. Next was the kid Anakin
Skywalker played by the pug faced Jake Lloyd. He was annoying to look at and more
annoying to listen to. By himself I could have forgiven his portrayal but
coupled with the digitally created Gungan named Jar Jar Binks this film had no
chance. I hate to get on the hate band wagon for this character but he is
easily on the worst characters in cinematic history list. Jar Jar is indescribably
bad as he reminded me of Pauly Shore as an alien (if that isn’t the case
already) with a strange accent and doing slapstick. When he wasn’t spouting off
cheesy catch phrases like “How rude” or “exsqueezeme” his tongue was getting
caught in laser streams and his feet tangled with droids. I won’t give the
honor solely to Jar Jar for ruining this movie but he was a huge factor.
The film is visually great
and the landscapes and setting show a lot of care and thought. The story is haphazardly
put together though. A scene where Anakin races a bunch of aliens in his pod
racer (something akin to a space go kart) was visually stunning and sounded
great but out of place in this film. There are many more of these inane scenes
then good ones but when the good scenes do come you will be enthralled. These
are no 1980’s lightsaber duels in this film. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon battling
Darth Maul will be in your memory long after this film is done. When this film
ends instead of being elated you will be left more puzzled and unsatisfied. One
last thing I have to say is giant droid armies is nowhere near as cool as giant
stormtrooper armies.
Director George Lucas will
not be crushed by my review as he is counting his hundreds of millions of dollars
generated from this film. He clearly put this film together as a cash grab for
the sundry merchandise that will be put out with a multitude of images. I get
he was aiming for kids but this film was too childish and downright cheesy at
times. Visually it was amazing and seeing old characters like Yoda and R2-D2 is
great but not enough to save this film. I was more disappointed in Lucas then I
was with this film.
I cannot recommend this
film and while it is cool (cough) and entertaining for nostalgia sake its
childish nature ruins the fun.
T Factor + If you like quirky characters this film
could score higher on the rating scale.
T Factor – If you were expecting anything like the
original trilogy this could score lower on the rating scale.
If you liked this film reel recommendations are: Star
Trek, Serenity.
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