STAR WARS TOP 10 LIST
I have long wanted to do a
Star Wars post, but it always got pushed to the back burner. Now that I have a
free second to write, I figured I would do a Top 10 Star Wars list. When Disney
bought the Star Wars rights late last year, I was stoked to find out that they
were doing movies 7, 8, and 9 in the story arc. Star Wars was a huge part of my
childhood and although the new ones didn’t amaze me, I never the less was
entertained by them, and I also loved the nostalgia that they invoked. When I heard
J.J. Abrams was set to direct the new ones, I was downright giddy. You see, I am
a rare Star Wars/Star Trek crossover fan. I guess you can call me a surly
Nausicaan Nerf Herder. I am not angry that Abrams is bringing his vision to
Star Wars as his Star Trek reboots have been great. Although, the lightsaber
scenes are going to have so many lens flares! With the announcement of movies 7, 8, and 9,
there came another announcement of two standalone films. The films would be separate
origin stories of Han Solo and Boba Fett. Were these the right two characters
to start with? Absolutely they are! It got me thinking about other characters that
should get their own film. Keep in mind that I have never read the Star Wars books,
so I am going on their movie characters alone. So make yourself a Tatooine Sunburn,
sit back and enjoy a list that I hope comes to fruition.
THIS LIST MAY CONTAIN VERY NERDY SPOILERS.
TOP 10 STAR WARS CHARACTERS THAT SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN
MOVIE.
THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
10. Kit Fisto
Kit Fisto had little
screen time and yet it was enough to intrigue me. He was part of the Jedi High
Council and is an imposing figure. His signature grin lets the viewer know he
loves to battle evil. Although he was chopped down in his prime by Darth
Sidious, I can’t help but feel there is a rich origin story to be told about
him.
9. Greedo
Greedo was the bounty
hunter that Han Solo kills like a boss in the Cantina bar on Mos Eisley. It has
sparked many debates of whether Han shot first. There is something about the ineptitude
of the Greedo character that captured my interest. He is a trained killer and
yet misses a point blank shot at Han. There must be a fascinating origin story about
this green bounty hunter, and I want to see it.
8. Lando Calrissian
The Baron Administrator of
Cloud city has led an interesting life. He gambles, smuggles, and to quasi
quote Kanye West, Lando’s life is dope, and he does dope shit! Lando even owned
the Millennium Falcon at one point but lost it to Han Solo while gambling. I want
to see the origin of this man with such questionable morals. I hope he drinks
Colt 45 in the film as well.
7. Yoda
Yoda is simply the most pimp
character in the Star Wars universe. He stands 66 centimeters tall and yet is a
giant amongst the Jedi. He is a master at nearly everything when it comes to
the force and is virtually unrivalled in lightsaber battles. With 900 years of
life, Star Wars fans deserve a trilogy to one of the most iconic figures in
cinematic history. “Do or do not, There is no try.” – Yoda.
6. Darth Maul
Darth Maul was the Sith
badass with the dual lightsabers in the Phantom Menace. He was awesome in the
sense that he was a new bad guy for the legion of Star Wars nerds. The
lightsaber battle scene between Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, and Darth Maul
was arguably one of the best scenes from the prequels. He was a man of few
words, but anyone that can kill Qui-Gon Jinn deserves an origin movie.
5. Chewbacca
Chewbacca is one of the greatest
wingmen in the history of wingmen. He rides shotgun to Han Solo on the Millennium
Falcon, and roars his way through the movies 4, 5, and 6. His strength is prodigious
and his loyalty is even more so. You understood nothing he said which leads to wanting
to know more about what makes this Wookie tick. Nerdy fun fact: Chewbacca is
from the planet Kashyyyk.
4. Obi-Wan Kenobi
While Obi-Wan has had plenty
of screen time already, he is such an awesome character that I want more. They
could go two routes with the Obi-Wan character. They could do an origin story
of his younger years. Or they could do the story of his life as a hermit on Tatooine.
He fought Darth Maul, he fought Count Dooku, he fought Jango Fett, he fought
General Grievous, and he fought Anakin Skywalker. This guy is the godfather of
Jedi and deserves some more screen time.
3. General Grievous
Grievous might have been
my favorite character from the new movies. When he opens his cloak and pulls
out four lightsabers to fight Obi-Wan, I was in awe. I wanted to know more
about a dude that could kill so many Jedi. There is no shame in losing to Obi-Wan
in an epic battle, but it is a shame we don’t know more about this great
villain.
2. Count Dooku
Holy shit, Saruman is in
the Star Wars universe. Grey bearded and confident, Count Dooku owns the screen
with his bravado and strong will. He is a former Jedi that has turned to the
Dark Side. I want to know what caused the man to lose faith. I want to know
what went on when Yoda trained Dooku in the way of the Jedi arts. A man that
can survive a fight with Yoda deserves some back story.
1.Qui-Gon Jinn
I love Liam Neeson and he
owned the Qui-Gon role. One of the biggest positives of the Phantom Menace was
Neeson’s performance. He encapsulates everything I thought a Jedi would be. He
is wise, calm, and confident in every situation. He is a beloved figure and
understands the force in a unique way. Anyone who trained Obi-Wan must have an
awesome origin story, and I would love to see Qui-Gon on the big screen again.
There is my list. Is there anyone else you think that deserves a film? Let me know, and as always, thanks for reading!
P.S. If they make a Mace Windu origin movie, I hope they use Dave Chappelle!
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