Mother’s Day
Drama (Horror, Thriller)
2010
Rated: R
Running Time: 112 minutes
Starring: Rebecca De
Mornay, Jaime King, Briana Evigan, Shawn Ashmore, Frank Grillo
Directed By: Darren Lynn
Bousman
Rating: 2.5 out of 10
Outline
A house party is broken up
by a violent home invasion.
Review
If this movie isn’t a
clear sign that Hollywood is running out of ideas, then I don’t know what is.
What’s next, a film about a serial killer who kills people for wearing white
after Labor Day? What about a film about a serial killer who kills people with
bad memories on Remembrance Day? Mother’s Day is the story of a group of
friends having a house party. What should be a fun and relaxed time quickly
turns frightening as they are subjected to a home invasion by wanted fugitives.
The fugitives are all part of the infamous Koffin family, and they are led by
their domineering mother.
A quick introduction where
a baby is abducted from a hospital, sets the film up nicely in a few ways. It
shows the viewer that the film can be overtly gory and bloody. It also shows
that this movie has a reasonable budget for such a poorly titled film. Lastly, it
sets the tone for a matriarchal figure to lead a family of misfits. Fast
forward many years and we find a house party underway at the Sohapi residence.
The booze flows freely as the eclectic group listens to music and shoots some
pool. Their happiness is about to be shattered as the fugitive Koffin family
descends on the house (which used to be the Koffin childhood home.) From this point
on the film descends into a clichéd thriller where the fugitives threaten their
captives, but never really restrain them properly. Where the fugitives make
their captives fist fight each other, but leave them within an arm’s reach of
kitchen knives and pool cues. Where the fugitives search the captives for
money, but never search the house properly for other valuables. All of this is
happening while Mother Koffin calmly walks around directing her brood. She even
makes a cake during this home invasion. We get it Mrs. Koffin, you are a mom. We
are also supposed to believe that people who rob banks for a living cannot properly
subdue people at a house party? We are also to believe that a tornado warning
has emptied the entire neighborhood so no one hears gunshots or screams? Lastly, we are to believe that these fugitives like to torture random people for no
reason? It is a lot to sit through for one movie.
I didn’t mind the acting
individually, but hated this acting as a group. The fugitives were made up of
the tired and seen before criminal staples. There is the older menacing
brother, the slightly crazy middle brother, and the innocent looking younger
brother. All held together by a constipated looking mother, played by Rebecca
De Mornay. Some people will say that De Mornay does a great job of being the glue
that holds this film together. I found her weird persona a major distraction and
I didn’t remotely buy into her performance. The fugitives try and please their
mother by tormenting the captives, and in this torment we find a group of
people who don’t remotely like each other for various reasons. There is a
greasy looking business man with an attractive but scantily clad gothic woman.
There is a doctor and his girlfriend. There is a couple in love, and there is
also a couple with secret problems. Lastly, there is a random single person
thrown into the mix (That is usually my role at the party, baby! So I won’t criticize
that!) The utter lack of believability in these people hanging out together is
glaring. So when they are arguing about how to escape, it just seems ludicrous.
Also, do we really need another film where there is a doctor to mend all
injuries? The group makes suspect decisions and at the end of the day they were
thoroughly disagreeable to watch.
As the film presses on it
is clear that there are going to be a number of gruesome deaths. The question
is not will they all survive but how many? The gore is actually really well
done with a combination of CGI and different make-up techniques. There are
gaping wounds left by all sorts of weapons, and graphic scenes of torture and
violence which should appeal to some. The film could actually have worked if
they tightened up the story in a bunch of places. There was no reason for any
of the film to take place outside the confines of the Sohapi house, and yet
they venture out to different locations around the town. The captives make many
escape attempts and yet go unpunished for a lot of the movie. Also, when people
are fighting for their lives, you would think they would invest in a simple
double tap to make sure the job is done (See Zombieland for double tap
reference.) There are many more problematic scenes of this nature, I was just
naming a few. The film struggles to its predictable end and it proves one thing: Holiday horror films are mostly balls. In conclusion, this film suffers from
stupid characters doing stupid things. There is so many clichéd and hackneyed
scenes, that anyone who has seen a couple of horror movies before will get
bored. The director also seems to be worried about being called a misogynist,
as the guys get frakking tortured while the women go virtually unscathed in
comparison. The positives are that the gore and effects are surprisingly well done
and the body count is high, but it doesn’t make up for the idiotic story.
It shouldn’t be surprising
that director Darren Lynn Bousman knows gore as he directed the Saw movies, 2
through 4. He suffers from the same directorial flaws with this film though. He
is worried too much about the killing strokes and not enough about the buildup.
The casting is mostly suspect, and there is too much
happening to get
emotionally invested in any of the characters. He knows his blood and guts, but
lacks style.
I cannot recommend this
film and I wonder if I could just give my copy of this film to my mother for
Mother’s Day?
T Factor + If you like your horror films to have high
body counts then this could score higher on the rating scale.
T Factor – If you like great stories to accompany your
thrillers then this could score lower on the rating scale.
If you liked this film reel recommendations: The
Strangers, Panic Room.
No comments:
Post a Comment