The Victim
Thriller
2011
Rated: R
Running Time: 83 minutes
Starring: Michael Biehn,
Danielle Harris, Jennifer Blanc
Directed By: Michael Biehn
Rating: 0.5 out of 10
Outline
A man living in a remote
cabin is inundated with unwanted visitors.
Review
I saw Danielle Harris on
the cover of this DVD and said to myself, why not. A little voice in my mind
told me that this was going to be bad, but I could never have imagined what
levels of wretchedness that this movie would get to. The Victim is the story of
a man living by himself in a remote cabin. He is minding his own business when
a group of visitors show up unannounced.
I am not entirely sure who
the victim was supposed to be in this movie. Was it one of its unfortunate
characters? Or was it the viewer for having to sit through this drivel?
Anyways, the movie starts off and I actually found it to be a quite interesting
beginning. You see the guy from the remote cabin, shopping for some supplies.
You see a woman being chased through the woods, and you see another woman
having sex in the woods. You will be wondering how the film connects with these
three different storylines. I am here to tell you that it is not worth the
wait. It is as if the director (Biehn) didn’t know where the story was going so
he edited the film without care or thought. What happens is this film is
cluttered and entirely disjointed. Not only that, virtually nothing happens for
the first hour of this movie. You see strippers doing cocaine and trying on
skimpy outfits, you see lots of conversations about nothing, you see lots of
driving around in the dark, and you see plenty of nudity. What you won’t see is
anything remotely representing a decent movie. The different groups of visitors
descend on the man’s remote cabin with tales of murder and deceit, but the
stories they tell are fraught with boredom and little else. The deep woods are
supposed to illicit unknown fears, not feelings of your time being wasted.
The acting was a fail
across the board in this. It is as if the actors were handed the script right
before the scene was shot, and then had a hard time recalling their lines. The
worst of the bunch was clearly Jennifer Blanc. She plays a stripper on the run
named Eva. She was little more than an ample filled sweater in this film. Her
delivery is cringe worthy, and her emotional range is non-existent.
As the film carries on it
never really settles into any specific genre. If this is supposed to be horror,
there is no horror. If this film is supposed to be a thriller, there are no
thrills. If this film is supposed to be an exploitation film, there is no
exploitation. The film is little more than a tale of corrupt cops, scantily
clad strippers, and a creepy dude in a cabin. And trees, lots and lots of trees, and
when you think something actually might happen, more trees. The many scenes of
torture and the abrupt scene of Rob Zombieish (Yes I just used the word Zombieish) styled violence will not arouse
any emotions in the viewer. The ending sees a conclusion to why the visitors have arrived at the cabin, but the twist is asinine. In conclusion, this film sucked out loud from about
the 5 minute mark to the very end. It has little going for it except two
things. The first thing is no matter the time, no matter how life or death the
situation, no matter the place, and no matter if you just met, it is always
appropriate to have sex to save yourself (and it also is apparently an
effective tool, pardon the pun.) The second thing is if you are going to have a
movie about a cabin in the woods, get Joss Whedon to help.
Director and writer
Michael Biehn seems lost in this endeavor. What happened to this dude? I
thought he was going to be big after seeing him in Terminator and Aliens, back
in the day. Now he is creating movies that The SyFy network would be embarrassed
to put on. The musical score in this is awful and the editing is amateurish. The
camera work coupled with the weak acting makes this film a snooze fest instead
of gripping. I will not hold it against Biehn as this film had a miniscule
budget (Est. 800,000) but wow this was awful.
I cannot recommend this
movie. I gave it 0.5 solely for the fact that I love Danielle Harris.
T Factor + If you love horror and grind house styled
films then this could score higher on the rating scale.
T Factor – None
If you liked this film reel recommendations: Vacancy,
The Strangers.
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