Beastly
2011
Drama
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 86 minutes
Starring: Alex Pettyfer,
Vanessa Hudgens, Mary-Kate Olsen, Neil Patrick Harris
Directed By: Daniel Barnz
Rating: 1 out of 10
Outline
A New York teen is cursed
with ugliness after teasing a girl in his High school. He has one year to break
the curse by falling in love or it lasts forever.
I knew nothing about this
movie going in besides the title. I was a little disappointed to find out that
it wasn’t the life story of the evil henchman Beastly from the Care Bears
cartoon. Please don’t read into that last statement too much. What we did find
out and quite quickly was this movie is not even remotely worth anyone’s time.
This movie is a modern day take on the Beauty and the Beast story. A New York
teen is transformed into a vile looking monster and must find true love to
break the curse. I really didn’t understand why this movie was made and who it
was catering to. The story that was captured so well in the animated film
Beauty and the Beast, was completely mangled by this movie. This film is a
watered down, joyless look into a classic story.
The film introduces us to
its key players and instantly you regret having tuned into this film. The lead
character Kyle Kingston played by Alex Pettyfer is a super exaggerated narcissist
who has little regard to people who are not so called beautiful. He is god’s
gift to the world and he treats everyone around him like dirt because he is
good looking. I hated this character in
both substance and execution. There may be Kyle Kingston’s in the world but I
highly doubt they are this idiotic. Even if they do exist a more subtle bully
would have been better suited. Even after Pettyfer gets cursed with ugliness he
does nothing with the character and it basically ruined the film. His love
interest Lindy played by Vanessa Hudgens was unremarkable as a carefree soul.
The supporting cast was a mishmash of poorly fit personalities and
performances. His classmate Kendra played by Mary-Kate Olsen was a complete
failure in this film. She gets picked on by Kyle for being different and then
curses him for his wicked ways. She is a modern day witch and just an eyesore
with substandard dialogue and film presence. The other disappointing character
was Kyle’s blind tutor Will played by Neil Patrick Harris. He has a couple of
funny lines but he seems lost and out of place in this film.
With such substandard
acting and interactions the film had no chance to succeed. For some reason when
Kyle gets cursed he doesn’t change into a hideous beast like the title of this
movie would imply. He is changed into a white version of Mike Tyson with a few
scars. It was a strange choice of tattoo transformation. Kyle also would never
be able to win Lindy’s love. Not because of his looks but more of his creepy
stalking ways. He follows her around the city like a madman and was quite
awkward in a lot of scenes. You are supposed to want the two of them to find
endless love not for the movie to end. There was no chemistry between the two
and everything seemed contrived and forced. The films modern take on this story
was just plain strange. Witches, drug dealers, blind tutors were not seamlessly
fit into this love story at all.
Director Daniel Barnz put
together a film of staggering dismalness. Poor casting choices coupled with a downright
terrible script left this movie floundering. Modern day stories are notoriously
hard to do so I will not fault the attempt. I unfortunately have to disdain the
final product though. Everything in this film was off with nothing I can
praise. Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder but this film will be
beautiful to no one. He not only missed producing a nice love story he didn’t even
make a like story.
I cannot recommend this
film as you are better off just going with rewatching Disney’s Beauty and the
Beast. Or even try finding the Beauty and the Beast television show with Linda
Hamilton kissing Beast Ron Perlman. Anything would be better than this.
T Factor + If you like teen love stories this could
score higher on the rating scale.
T Factor – If you like typical love stories this could
score lower on the rating scale.
If you liked this film reel recommendations: Phantom
of the Opera, O
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