Hobo with a Shotgun
2011
Action
Rated: R
Running Time: 86 minutes
Starring: Rutger Hauer
Directed By: Jason Eisener
Rating: 5 out of 10
Outline
A hobo grabs a shotgun and
takes on the criminals in a rundown city.
Review
I was hoping this movie was
going to be about a German Sheppard with a shotgun (Sorry, Canadian TV show
reference about the Littlest Hobo.) I didn’t want to merely like this movie; I
wanted to LOVE it (Figuratively speaking.) It arguably has the best title of
any film out there (The movie Snatch is also a classic.) So, I wanted to scream
its praises as one of the best and bloodiest films that I have ever seen. Unfortunately,
it was only okay. Hobo with a Shotgun is about, well, a hobo with a shotgun.
This hobo is pissed off that the city he resides in is a cesspool of criminals
and thieves. So he grabs a shotgun and blows away anyone who commits crimes
against the law abiding citizens of the city.
The film starts out and we
see the Hobo as he enters the city. It is a city without hope as it is equal
parts chaos, to squalor. The roads are littered with trash, the buildings are
derelict and boarded up, and the populace is ragged and malnourished. The city
looks like Tim Burton and Andy Warhol smoked crack, and then designed Gotham
together, but there was no Batman to defend it. This city is under the rule of
powerful men and the police are powerless to intervene. The Hobo minds his own
business as he tries to panhandle and collects pop cans for nickels. He witnesses
the most violent of crimes imaginable. People are decapitated in the street, kids
are snatched from the sidewalks by sexual deviants, and drug use is rampant. He
is just trying to survive another day, but that is all about to change. He is tired
of being bullied and being mistreated. He is tired of the police apathy and the
misogynistic attitudes. Finally, he is tired of being poor. So he grabs a 20 gauge
shotgun and takes matters into his own hands. The first half of the movie is
nonsense but in a good way. He is angry and he is ready to go on a rampage, and
that’s exactly what he does. Limbs get blown off and blood sprays like a fire hose
from the gaping wounds. Heads got caved in and blood sprays like a geyser from
the gaping wounds. Criminals die in every way imaginable and blood sprays like
Mentos mixed with Diet Coke out of the gaping wounds. No one is safe from the
Hobo’s gun and it is fun to watch.
Rutger Hauer plays the
Hobo, and he is good as the old cantankerous bum. This isn’t the hardest of
roles to pull off as he just has to be incessantly angry for the whole film. He
is likable in a psychotic and twisted way, and his anger is palpable. His support
cast is as bizarre as the city. The mob guys are campy 80’s gangsters, the prostitutes
are pretty but angry, and the rest of the city snorts drugs out in the open.
Long story short, the characters were weird.
As the movie continues it
just got stranger and stranger, and it is in this strangeness that the movie lost
me. Instead of the Hobo just killing people with his gun, the film takes a turn
into the world of an acid trip gone wrong. People are subjected to eating glass,
which is out of place. People get killed with a pair of hockey skates, which is
out of place. Organs and intestines are removed without thought, which is out
of place. Lastly, characters wearing comical looking armor arrive on the scene
to cause murder and mayhem, which is out of place. The story is irrelevant as
the Hobo shoots his way through the criminal element. As the film comes to a
close, does the Hobo have the strength to save this city? Or will the criminals
win out as usual? In conclusion, this film is entertaining in a bloody spray
type of way, but you will tire of it around the midway point. The random
violence and characters in this over exaggerated city were too much for my
liking. This film was a collage of violence, and as such, was highly
disorganized.
Director Jason Eisener shot
this movie and even though I didn’t love this film, I respected his vision. He wanted
this film to be bloody and violent, a throwback to the 70’s and 80’s, and I
could see what he was going for. He just took it too far in every aspect. When
the film needed a little normalcy he added more shock and awe. Because the film
was so strange it never felt right to me and that is where the movie failed.
I cannot recommend this film
because it just goes too far out there.
T Factor + If you are a fan of the Grindhouse type
films then this could score higher on the rating scale.
T Factor – If you do not like violent films then this
could score lower on the rating scale.
If you liked this film reel recommendation: Kill Bill
movies, Grindhouse movies
No comments:
Post a Comment